Showing posts with label Eminem. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Eminem. Show all posts

Wednesday, October 3, 2012

Review #9: D12 - Devil's Night (2001)

For this review I'll be doing D12's debut studio album, Devil's Night. Now, after listening to D12 World, I had zero expectations for this, as D12 World was total bullshit. But word on the street is this was like another Eminem album with loads of guest stars, which would be great, because it'd be old Eminem, not new disgusting Recovery crap. So I figured I'd give this a try.

1. Another Public Service Announcement (skit)
This, I guess, was the retiring of those Service Announcement skits on the Slim Shady and Marshall Mathers LP. This is a good sign though, as both of those albums were great.

2. Shit Can Happen
The beat's pretty simple and the hook's annoying. But the rap itself is still way better than anything D12 did on D12 World, and Eminem, as he probably will all album, in comparison to the rest of his band. He sounds like a tweaked version of the Shady on Marshall Mathers LP, so that's good.

3. Pistol Pistol
Just by the name of this track, I can tell it's probably gonna be a slapstick song about D12's guns. Eminem pretty much just sings the hook, and as most tracks without him are gonna be, it's lackluster.

4. Bizarre (skit)
This was pretty funny, especially when he farts, and says it's "from the soul". This is pretty much Bizarre's role.

5. Nasty Mind
This is pretty much your average D12 song, with kinda creepy female vocals that remind me of Die Antwood. Actually, this was pretty shitty.

6. Ain't Nuttin But Music
Eminem seriously kills his verse, and his hook is even alright. The beat's terrible, but the rest of D12 is okay on this. Maybe Eminem writes his band's lyrics for them on tracks he appears on?

7. American Psycho
Probably the only track on here I've heard already, and Eminem raps for like the first half of it. Also, as for Bizarre, he was pretty good on here. It's also funny when Kon Artis says he smokes 40's and drinks weed. Pretty good track.

8. That's How (skit)
That was fucking useless.

9. That's How...
Why does Eminem insist on singing hooks? He's not good at it. The rest of Dee Twizzy was solid on here though.

10. Purple Pills
I know I said American Psycho was the only track I've heard, but Purple Pills is a Shady classic, as is Fight Music. Everyone kills this. Like this is easily the best D12 song ever.

11. Fight Music
This beat goes super hard, and it's the only song besides Shit On You that even come close to Purple Pills for D12. Again, everyone in D12 goes hard, except Eminem. His verse was better than everyone else on here, and still sub par for him. You think D12 might be shitty?

12. Instigator
This was pretty boring, nice scratching on the beat though. Still, probably the least listenable track so far, besides maybe Nasty Mind.

13. Pimp Like Me
This track sounds like a Superman remix by everyone in D12, except Eminem, who does some funny background vocals, and the fucking hook. Stop it Eminem. But Swifty probably spits his best verse ever. Actually, this is probably the best D12 song that doesnt have Eminem spit a verse.

14.  Blow My Buzz
Eminem's alright on here, but even more sub par than Fight Music. Bizarre's opening line was the highlight of this song, besides maybe the beat, which was decent.

15. Obie Trice (skit) (Feat. Obie Trice)
Obie Trice wasn't good enough to get on an actual track, so he just did a short verse on a skit. Obie Trice is a bad rapper.

16. Devil's Night
This was alright, but Eminem's getting worse as the album goes on. Some lines were funny though, Kon Artis says he's an "anus" and Bizarre says he has Bow Wow in his basement. Should've kept him there Bizzy.

17. Steve Berman (skit)
Easily the best Eminem skit ever. Like, now I can see why they put sequels all over the place (I've reviewed one of em on Relapse). Steve Berman's yell at the end is funny as fuck.

18. Revelation
Uh oh. D12's getting deep. Wait maybe not. Slim kills this shit, and everyone else is pretty dope too. One of the best tracks on the album.

19. Girls (Eminem Solo)
My favorite way to close out a D12 album, with an Eminem solo track! This is a diss track for Limp Bizkit and Whitey Ford I believe, and he easily kills anything they've ever done. Actually listening to it, it might be a diss track to everyone Eminem's beefed with. The hook is pretty funny, and this is overall a good Eminem track. Classy way to end things.

Best Tracks: Purple Pills, Fight Music, Revelation, Girls, Ain't Nuttin But Music

Rating: 7/10

This is really good for D12, and easily the best thing they've put out. But it's no where near the status of an early Eminem solo album, so it's kiiind of a let down. Still, it's better than alot of shit now, and it's nice to hear some old Eminem verses.

Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Review #1: Eminem - Relapse (2009)



I decided to start the blog off with one of  my favorite albums of all time, Relapse. It was Eminem's return to the rap game, and generally considered with Encore as one of his worst albums. But I never bought into that. I think lyrically, it's Slim's best album, and it takes you into the mind of the character everyone loves, Slim Shady. On to the album!

1. Dr.West (skit)
Em starts the album on a darker note, with his doctor at rehab turning into a demon, leading him to relapse. A nice lead-in to track two, 3 AM, at the end with the alarm clock.

2. 3 AM
Not a bad horrorcore track, sets the tone nicely for the album, with a great non-stop flow. The hook gets a little bit annoying though. Although I enjoyed this track, I've overplayed it...also,the basic idea of the song gets redundant. Still, I get a chuckle out of the "I killed dem" line sometimes.

3. My Mom
Wow, this song was terrible. A little bit funny at some parts, but just another song about Em's mom, with a turrrible hook. And also at one point he says "I'm my mom!". Seems legit.

4. Insane
I like the shock-value on this track, and a couple of the refrences are pretty sweet. A lot of people were probably offended by this song, which I always see as a plus for Em.

5. Bagpipes From Baghdad
Another good track, hopefully putting an end to the whole Mariah Carey drama, which was getting a bit annoying. Em drops some good verses on this on a sweet beat.

6. Hello
This track kinda reminds me of I'm Back off The Marshall Mathers LP. Not a bad overall track, as Em has decent flow.

7. Tonya (skit)
A little bit of a creepy skit, fits in nicely with the album. Still, it covers the same content as Same Song & Dance.

8. Same Song & Dance
A great song, one of my favorites off the album, with a great flow over an eerie beat. Covers much of the same stuff as Tonya, although some nice refrences in this one too.

9. We Made You
A really funny track, although it doesn't fit in with the rest of the album. Slim's back to his old ways with poking fun at other celebs. Also, a sweet hook on this track too.

10. Medicine Ball
The beat straight up BANGS on this shit. A few of the lines about gays were funny (I don't take offense to stuff like that), and the Christopher Reeves cameo was prety funny.

11. Paul (skit)
Pretty funny, but I'm not feeling the amount of skits on here.

12. Stay Wide Awake
Possibly my favorite track on here. Solid rhyme scheme, and good imagery for a horrorcore type track.

13. Old Time's Sake (Feat. Dr. Dre)
Another track with amazing beat. The lyrics are kinda boring at times, but overall a nice track, possibly the best beat on here. Nice to see Dre make an appearance too!

14. Must Be The Ganja
This track was solid, the part where he list a bunch of killers was kinda dope. Nothing else really sticks out here though.

15. Mr. Mathers (skit)
Like I said, skits get boring after a bit. Like one or two is fine. This is the fourth.

16. Deja Vu
I know that has accents on it, but im too lazy. This track has an ok beat, and is some solid real talk from slim. The hook's kinda boring though.

17. Beautiful
I wasn't a fan of this. The flow reminded me too much of Encore, and always shitty to see em whining.

18. Crack A Bottle (Feat. Dr. Dre & 50 Cent)
Solid beat, and I like em's hook (you won't see that too much). Pretty un-inspired efforts from 50 and Dre make this track pretty skipable though, even though it was a single.

19. Steve Berman (skit)
And we've hit skit five. This is easily the worst part of this album.

20. Underground/Ken Kanniff
And we finish things off with one of my favorite Eminem songs of all time. Great flow, kinda overly dramatic hook, and funny lyrics make this up. I'm gonna count Ken Kanniff as our sixth skit, although it was my favorite so far, reminds me of Em's earlier stuff.

Favorite Tracks: Stay Wide Awake, Underground/Ken Kanniff

Grade: 9/10

And that was one of my favorite albums of all time. I'll be listening to way more stuff for this blog though, including mixtapes, underground releases, and the giant mainstream artists. If you want something reviewed, leave a comment on any post!